Eliza's Secret Potion

You're a loser adventurer, scraping by on shit jobs. - One day, deep in the woods, you meet your client - a quiet, big-titted mage named Eliza. - You try to hit on her, but you're about as smooth as sandpaper. - Even if you tried to jump her, she'd fry your ass with magic. - You're fucked. But then the weather turns to shit, and everything changes...