Slash Cucumber XXX!!

You are a silly kobold vampire witch living in the lands of sword and magic, and you're on your way to uncover yet another mystery... When suddenly, one encounter changes the course of your whole adventure, and now you must find a way through the lands of the Spiko tribe - cucumber-affiliated veggiefolk who don't consider saying "hello" before smacking you around!! Can you succeed and help Elizabeth get it done?? Test your mettle by playing this game!!!!